5. China's Embarrassing Childhood Photos - Brought to our attention by the Eastward-gazing gaming site Kotaku, these photos began turning up as a trend on Sina Weibo, aka Chinese Twitter. Even the Chinese state media outlet, Xinhua, thinks they're funny, and they usually don't like anything even slightly embarrassing.
4. LIL BUB VS GRUMPY CAT STAREDOWN! AHHHHHHHHHH. That's almost as cool as if one of them had a talk show...
2. The new webseries "Ask A Slave." Based on Azie Mira Dungey's (the actress who plays Lizzie Mae) real experiences while working at a historical re-enactment site, this will make you cringe at modern stupidity and ancient cruelty, except that it's also really funny. Check out more here.
1. The Girl Who Blew A .341 And Tweeted #YOLO After Being Arrested Running Onto The Field At An Iowa Baseball Game. Her name is Sam Goudie, and now she's known as the girl who blew a .341, instead of the girl named after that old CD store. There's really not too much more to say, but the whole thing is over at Deadspin.