My problems are very small.
Every once in while, you learn about someone who makes you feel like a total turd for complaining about how shitty your commute is. Today, that man is Josh Sundquist, an amputee (due to cancer treatment as a child) and paralympic ski racer who is awesome at coming up with Halloween costumes that poke fun at the whole one leg thing. His obvious optimism and sense of humor are all the motivational speech you need, but Sundquist is also a motivational speaker. And author. And rapper! This guy is amazing. Kind of makes all the costumes you were considering seem lame, doesn't it? That's actually just because they were lame—can't blame Josh.
Here's this year's costume again if you didn't quite catch what is happening in the photo:
He is upside-down.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)