Ah, 2007. An more innocent time when people just let their dildos hang out wherever.
Folow-up question: his ball, where is it?
They're like cleavage twins, except one of the twins is way less attractive.
Those kangaroos took the only shot they had at making a sex tape involving Paris Hilton.
That woman is riding a mechanical bull, FYI, not receiving oral sex from Satan.
The fourth leg of any good triathalon involves a marathon ball-scratching session.
We understand, rocker lady. Bassists never get the groupies.
It's unclear whether or not he's peeing, but he's clearly not in the bathroom.
What makes this exponentially worse is he was being interviewed about the Boston bombing.
Why are his shades pixelated but not his ass in the mirror?
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