Ah, 2007. An more innocent time when people just let their dildos hang out wherever.
 


Folow-up question: his ball, where is it? 

Updated 6/21/13:


They're like cleavage twins, except one of the twins is way less attractive.
 


Those kangaroos took the only shot they had at making a sex tape involving Paris Hilton.
 


That woman is riding a mechanical bull, FYI, not receiving oral sex from Satan.
 


The fourth leg of any good triathalon involves a marathon ball-scratching session.
 


We understand, rocker lady. Bassists never get the groupies.
 


It's unclear whether or not he's peeing, but he's clearly not in the bathroom.

Updated 5/23/13:


What makes this exponentially worse is he was being interviewed about the Boston bombing.


Why are his shades pixelated but not his ass in the mirror?

 

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