It turns out Christians find cows holy after all.
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We must all be on the lookout for small men riding our family members. (via)
 


Yeah, you're probably not going to have 147 updates anymore once this gets out. (via)

Updated 11/18/13:


The ass is coming from inside the house.
 


Can we talk about the angle of that woman's arm? Definitely more disturbing than the coke.
 


I now realize all my friends' annoying gym statuses could be a lot worse.

 


And why shouldn't Grandma be proud? Those muscles are made of her cooking.

 


Only in New York! Or, wherever this is. Only in wherever, am I right?

 


The really weird thing? It's not a mirror, it's a window! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN.

Updated 10/14/13:


I don't care if she is a little tall, young lady, you do not call a giraffe your grandma.
 

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