Updated 9/8/14:


Hint: Aunt Sally is crouching behind grandpa.

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I'll go first: I offer myself as sacrifice to this dress!

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Any kid who can steal the focus away from four pretty ladies is going places in life.

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"Grandma's retirement home is like college, except no one has class or cares about STDs."

Updated 8/11/14:


I'm surprised the phone isn't an Android.

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It took me a long time to realize that Georgia was a dog.
I just thought that was a really rude way of describing this part of Georgia.

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You should also do it for the love of dog, because they don't like being merkins.

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Stacks 'n stacks 'n stacks of high-quality printer paper.

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Her skin issues require being surrounded by tons of healthy skin.
Also, don't think it's a dude.

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I don't know who any of these people are, but I'm mostly interested in Bigfoot.

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