To be fair, this guy is kind of a dick for making this photo all about him. (via)

Man, there's just boobs coming out of the woodworks these days. (via)

5 minutes later he walked by again. And then 5 minutes after that. And so on. (via)

Bonus TV background checks:

Raising the bar, dude. Raising the bar.

Not technically uploaded online, but someone should have cut away here. (via)

Updated 5/5/14:


Selfies really do reveal a lot more about you than you intend.  (via)


I guess they got two copies so their kids can watch a dvd that's never been seen by
someone smoking a crack pipe. 
(via)


A great part of traveling is seeing how other people behave on the beach. (via)
 


Son, you'll always remember when I took your picture tonight in my tighty-whiteys. (via)
 


I'm more interested in meeting the people behind you and to the left. (via)
 


Someone has really thought of everything for tonight, not even including the Miller High Lifes,
clothes hangers and remotes.
(via
 


That's a cute top. That, on the other hand, is a horrifying bottom. (via)

Updated 4/2/14:


Just a long, curved toothbrush holder in case she needs to freshen up at the dance. (via)
 

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