But when I say it's just the pants making it look that way, no one believes me.

Dildos. Tampons. Grandparents. Butts. What do these things have in common? They are often in the backgrounds of photos taken by people who leave their dildos, tampons, old people and naked butts out so often they didn't even notice that they were there. As more and more of our lives are captured in photos and videos, the risk of our embarrassing personal items/body parts continues to rise, until finally we'll be forced to hide all of our embarrassing things before we turn on our devices every morning because the world is one giant webcam. On the other hand, it won't be all bad because we'll get to look at everyone else's embarrasing stuff. Like these folks:


Consider it a preview of everything before potty training is done.


I can't tell if he's being dangled or retrieved.


Say what you will, this kid will grow up to be great on social media. 


All the ladies are wearing them at the Kentucky Derby these days.


Technically that's in the foreground, but it started in the background, and they
really should have checked.

Updated 6/6/14:


I hope they checked the caliber of his diaper before doing that.
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To be fair, this guy is kind of a dick for making this photo all about him. (via)

Man, there's just boobs coming out of the woodworks these days. (via)

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