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Feeling whatever the opposite of self-aware is. (Via)

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You know, you can do the missionary position without actually converting people to Christ, duh! (Via)

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Also, his mind, soul, and morals are useless. Those abs are all he's got! (Via)

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What a difference a day can make. 
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Via mobile!

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Um...That's a lovely light switch panel behind you? (Via)

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Physician, heal thyself (of fucktardation)!


These two will get to the bottom of this eventually. (Via)


It's different when you do it to monitor your tanning progress. (Via)

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You forgot to tag some people. (Via)