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"We only went in there to get directions away from there!" -The Simpsons (Via)

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Updated 5/20/14:


Come on. You gotta have one last party for the road. (Via)

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Fun fact, 95% of all status updates are posted near some form of toilet. (Via)

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You first. (Via)

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Can't I just attack others without being attacked for attacking others? (Via)

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Feeling whatever the opposite of self-aware is. (Via)

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You know, you can do the missionary position without actually converting people to Christ, duh! (Via)

Posted 4/28/14: 


Also, his mind, soul, and morals are useless. Those abs are all he's got! (Via)

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What a difference a day can make. 
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