The polite way to order pizza during a hurricane.
Hey, don't beat yourself up about this. You're getting tired of PB&CPH (peanut butter and canned pear half) sandwiches, and the last thing your hunger-addled brain remembers seeing before the world went dark was a commercial for Domino's new handmade pan pizzas. All you can do now is place your order, say a prayer, and hope your delivery boy has the grit and determination of Kevin Costner in The Postman. Just remember that if the Pizza Meter changes from "Juan left the store with your order at 3 p.m." to "Juan has not been seen or heard from in several hours, and a container of cheesy bread was spotted floating near the Brooklyn-Battery Tunnel," you should probably just order Chinese food.
Sources: Pleated Jeans