The Hunger Games is a tale of children forced to grow up quickly when thrust into a violent game of life and death. Which is dramatic, compelling and utterly fascinating, but also nothing like any teenagers we've ever heard of. Why aren't they taking a time-out from a brutal fistfight to update their relationship status, or hiding under a rock to make the next move in Words With Friends? This is how we picture it. Be warned, it's full of SPOILERS — but if you were a real fan you would've seen the movie last night anyway. (By Chase Mitchell)