That's the real heavy elements of evil right there. Ununbium's got nothing on this.
The folks over at Dorothy, a UK design studio, have put out a special edition of this Periodic Table of Social Issues, although "social issues" seems to be a polite, British way of saying "everything that's wrong with this miserable species called homo sapiens" Maybe the scariest part is that they seem to have had no problem filling out the entire 114 currently-known element boxes with exampes of how horrible you are:
Now, class, memorize this and fall into a deep depression for six months.
I don't have a high resolution image of the whole table because those folks at Dorothy are trying to sell this thing, and even if I had such an image, it would be kind of dickish to put up something people could just print out. I'm not saying I didn't want to put up an image like that - I did, because I am a greedy man. I must have more traffic! I don't care who I have to crush on my way to get it! Anyway, here are some more human vices:
Ah ha! Scientific proof that money (greed) is the root of all evil.
We'd argue with Tx going there, but then again, that's less money to fight Dr and It.
The paucity of my vocabulary means I don't know what "exiguity" is.
Much like the noble gasses, it's very hard to get the last column of problems to change.
You can order the full print at Dorothy.
(by Johnny McNulty)