The most disgustingly extravagant holiday gift of the year.
There are only so many ways to say "I am a rich, insufferable asshole." And if you already drive a BMW, own seven sets of whale bone cufflinks, and have the last name "Romney," what else is left? Well, for the small price of $425, you can buy these 24 karat gold pills that literally let you crap wealth. Show the world you're number one using only your number two. Flaunt your disposable income by actually disposing of your income. But don't you dare flush that toilet. That's a job for some poorer, non-gold-pooping commoner.