Some guy got naked at the Oregon airport, and yes, that's frowned upon even in Oregon. 50-year-old John E. Brennan was apparently feeling harrassed by TSA screeners, so he decided to strike back with the most powerful weapon in his possession: his own nudity. Before you hop on a plane to get your own personal glimpse of this delicious layer cake of slightly chapped, middle-aged flesh, we're afraid Brennan was taken to jail after refusing to put his clothes back on. He's being held on $4000 bond, making him the one man who knows the monetary value of him keeping the sight of his naked body hidden from public consumption.

Sources: CNN