And people say twentysomethings aren't motivated. Show me a successful, middle-aged man who can mold his genitals into even one kind of animal, much less two. And if you think that's impressive, wait 'til you see his finale, where the cobra eats the mouse. Of course, you'll have to wait awhile, considering he's just been arrested for exposing himself to campers, and will probably receive considerable jail time, not to mention months of therapy and rehabilitation. But trust us, it's worth it.

Sources: Tosh.0