Leave it to the New York Post to make this excruciating week feel like a dirty after-dinner joke told by your recently Viagra'd grandfather. The misspelling of "stocks," the contrived use of ellipses, and the random use of lowercase and caps aren't even worth any agitation from grammar nazis — because we all know those careless flubs somehow make this wanton train wreck even more of a masterpiece. Let us know if you have any alternate headlines that can top this gem.