Maybe if newspapers ran more headlines like this they'd be able to keep subscribers who don't remember FDR's radio voice. Or maybe not. Either way, you've got to hand it to this Filipino paper for creating a headline that is both accurate in the sense that they intended it to be and accurate in the sense that MILFs all over the world, whether they know it or not, are bracing for a hot FAP offensive. Especially your mom. 

Sources: imgur