Without corporations and the 1%, we'd be in an infrastructure-and-education-filled hellhole.

Mitt Romney has taken a lot of heat for saying that 47% of the country is dependent on government, believe they are victims, are generally unpleasant-looking, and ultimately not his job to worry about. But what about the 53% of the country Mitt Romney thinks are worth giving a flying hoot about? Well, a lot of them aren't the weak flesh-and-blood kind of people, but majestic Corporo-Americans. Some are useless bodies who need to be poked with a stick until they work. The one thing they have in common is their inevitable rule by a benign member of the middle class of billionaires.