The He's So Dreamy Side-Long Gaze. 

During a presidential debate, voters can be swayed as much by the way a candidate presents himself as by what he has to say. Here’s our analysis of what the candidates’ body language was saying last night while their mouths were spouting evasive, self-serving garbage.

 


The Way Too Ornery For TV Head-Tilt.

 


The Triple-Finger Blow-Off.

 


The Laugh-To-Keep-From-Crying Head Bow.

 


The Double-Handed Smothering.

 


The Let Me Help You Open This Pickle Jar.

 


The Pipe Down Old Man Finger Poke.

 


The Who Loves Ya Baby Pistol Hand.

 


The Boobs Out To Here Palm Waggle.

 


The What Have I Done Shoulder Slump.

Sources: Shira Rachel Danan