Guy who doesn't want to answer door on Halloween leaves trick-or-treaters the note of their dreams.
Seriously, take a handful or next year you'll be subjected to oooOOOooo social interaction!
Redditor richarky has decided to streamline the trick-or-treating process. He will be home on Halloween night; he just doesn't want to deal with having the same conversation over and over again with a bunch of little brats. Yet despite his antisocial behavior, his insistence that trick-or-treaters take a handful of candy will only guarantee neighbors return here year after year. It's the perfect sign for the man who wants to participate in neighborhood activities without having to pause his Netflix every five goddamn minutes.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)
Sources: redditor richarky