Tall nonfat no-whip cinnamon pug for Sadie?
Dogs. They love us unconditionally. They want nothing but to shower us with adoration, to be with us and celebrate us every day of the year save one. Halloween. That nightmarish day when we repay our dogs for their servitude by forcing them into itchy, uncomfortable get-ups they can't begin to understand and parade them around the neighborhood as panting, shivering evidence of just how creative we are. The fact that there isn't a mass exodus of dogs running away from home every November 1st is a testament to just how devoted dogs are to their trusted yet seriously flawed owners. Gathered here are twenty unlucky dogs whose owners have forced them to endure the misery of the embarrassing, if visually awesome, doggy Halloween costume.
Cute AND topical.
A desperate cry for attention.
His cuteness will haunt your dreams!
This dog deserves a new Chewbaccatoy.
A dog that would put up with that costume is truly a gift.
Snug as a dog in a completely impractical seal costume.
A dog's unconditional love requires no safe-word.
I shall be true to this costume by crapping in your mouth while you sleep and pretending I'm laying spider eggs.
A terrible pet owner you are. Pissed off I am.