It's all about to come crashing down, unless you use your other pet's name this time.

It's all over your Facebook feed. Article after article about something called "Heartbleed," shared and forwarded unread by loved ones begging you to change all your passwords immediately if you don't want to die tonight. Apparently there's some kind of "bug" in every website ever made that can be "exploited" by "bad people." Your only hope is to change your password from CoolGuy1 to CoolGuy2 before the evildoers get to you.

There are charts like this one from Mashable telling you which sites may have been compromised, and which sites haven't, but none of these charts tell you exactly how to panic about all this. Until now.

(by Bob Powers)