If you've ever looked at a fat kid walking around with two Super Big Gulps full of Dr. Pepper and thought, "I wish I could do that but with my Cutty Sark," now you can! Behold, the 128 ounce flask. You can even get it engraved with your name, or an inspirational quote, or the entirety of the David Foster Wallace Novel Infinite Jest (including footnotes!).

Sources: Werd