Ian McKellan marrying off Patrick Stewart makes every comic book marriage look even lamer.
Face it, tigers. You just hit the gay jackpot. We haven't read comics in a while.
Before your brain completely exits your body, let's reiterate that McKellan is officiating the wedding of Patrick Stewart and his fiancee, 35-year-old jazz singer Sunny Ozell (way to rob the cradle, there, Pat). That's right, dual nerd-icon Ian McKellan (Magneto, Gandalf) is marrying off dual nerd-icon Patrick Stewart (Captain Picard, Professor X) in an event that's worth at least three collectible issues with seven different hologram covers. All we ask is that the couple be happy and that all the guests get trading cards to commemorate the event, preferably with stats on the happy couples' "powers".