Stop abusing your favorite gadget the way you abuse yourself. For the masturbation enthusiast who enjoys his porn on the eye-popping iPad screen but doesn't enjoy things like controlling his aim, this splatter-proof protector is perfect to keep from covering your iPad in "your recipe." Excellent artwork on the cover, btw. They clearly had to use an image of cake batter because they didn't know how to take a picture of loneliness.

Sources: Tosh.0