This rig really is a win-win. On the one hand, if you're able to resist the siren call of snooze button, you may very well find yourself at work on time, for once. On the other hand, if you're one of those people who values an extra nine minutes of sleep more than you do the blood in your veins, you'll at least have a new and exciting excuse for showing up late: tetanus!

Sources: CollegeHumor