Does Google give you turn-by-turn directions to classified high-tech military bases in Taiwan? Not only that, but Apple Maps will also direct you to Atlantis, it will show you exactly where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, and it will help you find the place where you lost your innocence ('Nam, it's always 'Nam). So quit complaining about not being able to find a frozen yogurt joint in your own neighborhood. The Taiwanese base Apple ratted out is reportedly equipped with a $1.23 billion high-frequency radar acquired from the U.S. to detect incoming Chinese missiles, such as the missiles China now has aimed directly at this base — assuming, of course, that someone in China switched over to Apple Maps. Oh wait, you're safe Taiwan!