Reading this taught us two things: these girls are sweet to each other (according to the Reddit post, they're both girls, despite the "bro"), and our friends suck. If we were in the hospital with short-term memory loss they'd just use the opportunity to mess with us, trick us into continually repaying "that twenty bucks you owe me." And every time we asked "where am I," they'd shout, "There's no time, the police will be here any minute! Yank out that catheter and let's roll!" We're going to go reevaluate our relationships now, while we wait for someone to post a photo of those fancy-ass floors.
Sources: Redditor JoDiegoJo