It was either this or mud wrestling.
As evidenced by her near-speechlessness, even though she was reading copy off a teleprompter, the anchorwoman at this Connecticut Fox News affiliate couldn't believe the shit she was looking at on her monitor, and that's saying something since she works at Fox News. The affiliate apologized, saying they're going to take measures to make sure this doesn't happen again. Those will probably include telling production assistants, "When searching for file-footage for women, don't just type the word 'tits.' Women have asses too, you know!"