Most people go on eHarmony to find true love, but it's pretty clear that this woman has already found it. And while it's wonderful to see someone single-handedly tearing down all the negative stereotypes about the appearance and hygiene level of mentally unstable cat ladies, we're scared to go anywhere near someone who would react to Keyboard Cat like it's Schindler's List. (Via The Daily What)

A dating profile that's only slightly more terrifying >>