This summer just got way more Korean Massage-y. "USA Today" has always been beloved by fans of newspapers that are distributed exclusively on the hallway floors of Comfort Inns, but now they're clearly reaching out to the weather graphic fetish community. If this is how they depict a heat wave, we are most definitely not looking forward to the graphic they dream up when the forecast is calling for "wet snow." In closing, if anyone has access to the full paper, please tell us this graphic accompanied an article on the dangers of sun stroke.

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[ Via NYMag.com]