We definitely won't murder anyone who immediately declares that this thing may not be new. We're not totally sure when it's from so if you write in the comments something like "god, this is so 2008," we certainly won't show up at your home with a chainsaw and trash bags. Enjoy! (Via Dan Abromowitz)
The most disturbingly hilarious dating profile ever created by a non-murderer.
Flirting | Mar 24, 2011 @ 9:01am