The world's creepiest daycare service or least subtle pedophile.
We may only be "parents" in the biological, court-mandated sense of the word, but this guy seems OK in our book. He has an entrepreneurial spirit and the means to travel, not to mention his round-the-clock availability indicates he's really passionate about watching children. Sure his icy, unblinking stare can make the kids a little uncomfortable, but we've had a good feeling about the guy ever since he walked around the neighborhood introducing himself.
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