We hope W gets that weird discoloration on his back checked out.

A former president who wants to lay low until the world forgets everything he ever did or said probably has a lot of time on his hands. In the case of George W. Bush—aw, we missed ya, Dubya!—that means a lot of time for new hobbies like art, as well as increased attention to personal hygiene. Or in the case of these two self-portraits, which depict the president first showering and then taking a bath, both. The paintings were made public by a hacker who gained access to the private emails of several members of the Bush family and their friends. We're glad to know W paints the way he led the country: on a seventh grade level.

Sources: Gawker