I like to think of myself as a "potential hot woman," with a little effort.
There's nothing like the presence of a clean pair of sexy black underwear to imply all kinds of dirtiness.
Redditor kfinny_ca found this note and accompanying panties on the bulletin board in his building's laundry room. It's an excellent example of someone trying to do the right thing—laundry—and getting into trouble, but then doing the wrong thing—calling his wife a "whale" and a "she-devil" in a public forum—and probably getting into more trouble. There are no heroes here.
Actually, this was all a test by the guy's wife to see if he even noticed the sexy new underwear she bought just for him. He failed.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)
Sources: redditor kfinny_ca