Those framed diplomas behind him indicate he graduated from the School of Lookin' Good.
Every once in a while, a fashion trend pops up on the Internet that's so egregious, and yet easily replicable, that it lingers for a little while, enters our hearts and minds, and makes us wonder: do I have a pair of shorts big enough to do this? The answer, for many men on reddit yesterday, was yes. And so, just in time for New York Fashion Week, we give you: The Shorts Dress.
Here's how you make it:
So far, so good.
Hey, sometimes this happens by accident.
Sorry, pal. You can no longer pretend this was an accident.
There are many variations on the shorts dress, including:
Whoa, be careful getting out of the backseat in that thing.
For the modest man, a look you can easily take from work to a night out.
Just call your friend first to make sure you're not wearing the same thing:
"Okay, we're agreed. We'll both change into normal clothing."
For more formal events, consider the pants dress:
"Tonight, I'm wearing Adidas by Marc Adidas."
It's the perfect outfit for a bathroom selfie:
The pen is for drawing back in overplucked brows.
And it's a flattering look for you plus-sized fellas, too!
But don't forget to tuck in your girls before you head out. Also, don't stand like that. Also, you should change.