Missed this headline from last week, probably because we're more "relaxed fit" folk, but we're glad we found it because now we know we've been judging those kids in skinny jeans too harshly. They're just trying to make sure they aren't able to procreate so future generations don't have to be plaqued by their kind, but they'd rather spend their money on looking awesome than getting a lame-ass vasectomy by a licensed physician. We're also glad we found out about this before we bought five pairs of skinny jeans during our upcoming midlife crisis.

Sources: Digital Spy