That's it, dear. Just keep playing dumb. (via)

At this point there isn't a moment of human experience that isn't photographed and instantly uploaded to Facebook for all to share. Life is contained in the Facebook photo albums now, so when you comment on a Facebook photo you're essentially commenting on life itself. You can choose to resignedly click "Like" on life like so many over-medicated cult members who are lying to themselves. Or you can do like the commenters gathered here, who deserve awards for their attention to detail and their willingness to turn a glimpse of another person's existence into something we can all laugh at.

No, but you certainly don't need a second weapon with those toenails around. (via)

Yep. Sounds complicated. (via)

82 is going to be a wake-up call, young lady. (via)

Nope. 12 weeks to go until it's summer and she can play with that beach ball! (via)

Cool. How much for your dick? (via)

Updated 12/1/14:

He can't be trusted at house parties with acacia leaves. (via)

They served to protect his right to shop. (via)

Debbie dumpling downer. (via)

Sounds like a good deal unless it's purple. (via)

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