6 new contenders for the most outstanding comment ever left on a Facebook photo.
I guess my parents must have had a 3D printer when I was growing up. (via)
At this point there isn't a moment of human experience that isn't photographed and instantly uploaded to Facebook for all to share. Life is contained in the Facebook photo albums now, so when you comment on a Facebook photo you're essentially commenting on life itself. You can choose to resignedly click "Like" on life like so many over-medicated cult members who are lying to themselves. Or you can do like the commenters gathered here, who deserve awards for their attention to detail and their willingness to turn a glimpse of another person's existence into something we can all laugh at.
Alfred Hitchcock's movies are super suspense. (via)
Texas, Delaware, Oklahoma...I don't get it. (via)
It's so temperate you could crack an egg on the sidewalk. (via)
Don't remember that costume from the movie... (via)
Part of a completely annoying breakfast. (via)
That's it, dear. Just keep playing dumb. (via)
No, but you certainly don't need a second weapon with those toenails around. (via)
Yep. Sounds complicated. (via)
82 is going to be a wake-up call, young lady. (via)