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We got a riding someone's ass ticket once. It wasn't driving-related.


HR will have to report this to the cop, unfortunately.


Updated 4/25/13:

That is classic ridiculous. As in, "Marc was found guilty of 8 charges of classic ridiculous."

You're a bad influence, Tristan. Real bad.

"Yes, let me see your passport. Ah, blonde! Good, everything is in order."

Sounds like you are a "smooth criminal after." You're just an awkward one before.

You only live once, but it turns out you can go to jail a bunch of times.

Pretty sure illegally selling prescription drugs is still the major offense here.

Updated 1/07/13:

The jury took his tongue-out emoticon-apology into conideration during sentencing.

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