What are you doing making a simple update? That's a Facebook Milestone right there.
 


Is it just me, or did no one call 911 before posting to Facebook?
 


I hope this isn't the prequel to the bagged lunch one two photos up.

Updated 3/13/14:


Probably made someone's heart rate go up, that's for sure. (via Failbook)
 


You're right about the second half of that. (via reddit)
 


I hope that other guy didn't Google that while driving. (via)
 


I'd say by not embarrassing him in front of everyone, but hey, what do I know? (via Lamebook)
 


I'm going to say "a.) Henry Clay and b.) all of them." (via)
 


Whoah, what do you think this is, LinkedIn? (via)

 
This kid is ready to work in cable news.
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