lmaoo: "Laughing my ass off ohmigodIdidn'tseethatturn!"


He/she totally did that.


That's a very specific amount of screaming to promise.


I don't approve of sharing people's sex tapes, but: I now know who Helene Fischer is.


Updated 4/11/14:

"I don't get it, the shot clock still has 10 seconds...so, why do I hear a horn?"

Drunk driving because no one answered your call is a new passive-aggressive record.

Hard to say who is dumber, the guy who posted for "sinthetic" or the person who thought
it would be possible to reason with him.

What are you doing making a simple update? That's a Facebook Milestone right there.

Is it just me, or did no one call 911 before posting to Facebook?

I hope this isn't the prequel to the bagged lunch one two photos up.

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