So, he's like one shade smarter than the guys from Dumb & Dumber. (via Lamebook)
 


Wow, he sounds like the kind of asshole who would take a selfie at a funeral. (via reddit)
 



Mike, you're not so good at this 21st Century thing. (via reddit)

Updated 1/13/14:


"I got this." - Completely accurate, totally not reassuring. (via reddit)
 


Certain people need to learn about this encryption technology called talking in person. (via)
 


It's a good thing admissions officers don't have Facebook. (via)
 


If this gets 50k likes, we'll get out of the car. (via)
 


We'll stay tuned for more updates. (via)
 


I guess you could say nothing and leave us ignorant of this behavior. (via)
 

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