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Come down to Rickki's Brothel, we've got the best Local Business in town.

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I don't know what's worse, going 90mph to pick up a kid, or the word choice here.

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Ironically, the person who realizes it shouldn't be on Facebook is also the most illiterate.

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lmaoo: "Laughing my ass off ohmigodIdidn'tseethatturn!"

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He/she totally did that.

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That's a very specific amount of screaming to promise.

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I don't approve of sharing people's sex tapes, but: I now know who Helene Fischer is.

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"I don't get it, the shot clock still has 10 seconds...so, why do I hear a horn?" 


Drunk driving because no one answered your call is a new passive-aggressive record.
 


Hard to say who is dumber, the guy who posted for "sinthetic" or the person who thought
it would be possible to reason with him.

 

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