At least you're not thinking about your dying family member anymore, right? (via)


He's willing to emit a lot of things, apparently. (via)


Dear ex-gf, someday you will look back on this and Like. (via)


"Lol Facebook lets you write whatever you want. Bad idea, Facebook!" (via)



Jeeze, it's the Internet. At least say "underwear." (via)


I'm gonna need an epidural to keep reading my timeline. (via)

Updated 9/29/2014:


If there was a Social Media Security administration, this person would not get a card. (via)


Flush the tampon, clog the toilet. Don't flush it, clog the puppy. Tough call. (via)

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At least that fat will still want to hang with you in 18 years. (via)

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They're probably more bothered by you photographing your dashboard at 35mph. (via)

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