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This guy is both ignorant about sex and under-excited to be the next Joseph & Mary.

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I know it's really hard to get an anal bleaching appointment after work, but don't brag.

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C'mon, Lisa. Let us share the joy of laughing at Sean.

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Come down to Rickki's Brothel, we've got the best Local Business in town.

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I don't know what's worse, going 90mph to pick up a kid, or the word choice here.

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Updated 4/11/14:


Ironically, the person who realizes it shouldn't be on Facebook is also the most illiterate.

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lmaoo: "Laughing my ass off ohmigodIdidn'tseethatturn!"

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He/she totally did that.

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That's a very specific amount of screaming to promise.

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I don't approve of sharing people's sex tapes, but: I now know who Helene Fischer is.

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