Updated 9/29/14:


Proof...That I am a menace to all and need to have my license revoked.
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We can't be there for you 24/7! (Via)

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#Keeper Loves #Oversharer 4Ever. (Via)

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Too hot to not commit vehicular manslaughter. (Via)

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Last known photo. (Via)

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Some random dude sold an ugly truck...and we all felt healed. (Via)

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Updated 8/26/14:


That's a famous person. Right there. Being rewarded. For this.

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Don't talk smack about a friend's ex until the restraining orders are finalized.

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A.) You still have time, get off Facebook. B.) She can see this, you illiterate dummy.

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I hope those five likes were worth it for this gross story full of *POP*!

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