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Frankly, any post during a high school party is at an inappropriate moment.

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Mission: Literally Impossible

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Don't commit crimes. If you do, don't post them on Facebook. It's not hard.

Updated 7/23/14:


I'm glad you enjoy working out, I hear prison is good for that. 

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Perfect mom font as well. So much craftier.

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Not too hot for Facebook, though. Never too hot to drive and Facebook.

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I think David's mom Whitney might have some helpful advice.

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Much like hemorrhoids, there is nothing to ease the pain of this post.

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Please, let me be the idiot in this situation and let this be fake.

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The stereotype that writers always wait until the last possible second is true.

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Updated 6/25/14:


Well, he got the hashtags right, but I don't think a snap PSA will get you off in court. 

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