A collection of Facebook status updates posted at wildly inappropriate moments.
Their son was diagnosed with ADHD and an anxiety disorder sixteen hours later.
Put the phone down. You need both hands for that.
The photo gallery of her frantically downing some coffee was a nice touch though.
At least the truck will suffer minor damage getting rear-ended right after you hit send.
You can't put romance behind bars.
Completely idiotic physician, heal thyself!
And here we are masturbating to it.
He just wanted it to be clear for the autopsy report.
Um, aren't you doing the same thing Mrs. Cooper?
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