A collection of Facebook status updates posted at wildly inappropriate moments.
Way to go, CasanofuckingwaywouldIeverletmydaughterdateyou.
The NSA does.
I tagged the sheriff, but I did not friend the deputy.
That fucktard is in your mirror, fucktard.
And to end a long career of being able to legally drive.
Much like she has Faith in posting things on Facebook and saying "don't tell my husband."
If she dies, at least the guy who wrote "ut oh" will know they told her everything they needed.
No one from this high school passed sex ed. No one.
You should hear how funny he thought it was when his F'ing A fell O because he was L'ing.
OK cool, just letting everyone know. Back to playing "Plants vs Zombies."
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