Great drunk-typing. It's amazing he can type and drunk-drive with only one major error.
 


Their son was diagnosed with ADHD and an anxiety disorder sixteen hours later.

Updated 11/30/12:


Put the phone down. You need both hands for that.
 


The photo gallery of her frantically downing some coffee was a nice touch though.
 


At least the truck will suffer minor damage getting rear-ended right after you hit send.
 


You can't put romance behind bars.
 


#scumbag

 

 


Completely idiotic physician, heal thyself!

 

Updated 10/5/12:


And here we are masturbating to it.

 


He just wanted it to be clear for the autopsy report.

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