Didn't even properly tag them. That's disrespectful. Just a vague attention-grab.
The fact that they're too tired to take a decent photo is not reassuring, either.
They see me rollin, they concerned / trying to catch me riding hands-free.
That's fair. But you are also checking Facebook at a funeral, so...
Ain't no status like a cowering-in-my-bathtub-avoiding-stray-bullets status.
Do you know how low your shirt was going? I mean how fast I was distracted? Carry on.
Great drunk-typing. It's amazing he can type and drunk-drive with only one major error.
Their son was diagnosed with ADHD and an anxiety disorder sixteen hours later.
Put the phone down. You need both hands for that.
The photo gallery of her frantically downing some coffee was a nice touch though.
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