Must...keep...looking...at...phone...for...safety...


See me after class, but remember that I can always see you on here 24/7.


Good God, people! What happened to blasting a music station you hate?

Updated 4/30/13


How did she text with wet nails (while driving)? She's a pro!


This is called Texting While Being In An Action Movie.


7 likes. 1 hehehe. People hate you, buddy.


Hopefully his work is as a tow truck driver so he can tow whomever he hits soon.


Are you crazy putting this on Facebook? Post this kind of stuff on LinkedIn.


Too much inappropriate to keep track of. But great blouse, mourner in the middle!

Updated 4/5/13:


Could you maybe just post a little more to explain what the hell you were doing?

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