No one from this high school passed sex ed. No one.

You should hear how funny he thought it was when his F'ing A fell O because he was L'ing.

OK cool, just letting everyone know. Back to playing "Plants vs Zombies."

Platinum beer comes with driving priviledges. It's the highest level of beer membership.

Updated 5/30/13:

"I can do much better tho" is probably true for everything this guy does.

Actually, there is definitely a bio test going on, but for anthrax.

See me after class, but remember that I can always see you on here 24/7.

Good God, people! What happened to blasting a music station you hate?

Updated 4/30/13

How did she text with wet nails (while driving)? She's a pro!

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