We don't know if they was on foot, or where they are... but their phone works.

Sometimes "TMI" can stand for "Too Much Immediacy." It's not that we don't want to be informed that a friend is masturbating / on the toilet / performing brain surgery / all of the above. We just worry that by trying to share it with us while in the moment, they're not savoring the moment as much as it can be savored. These Facebook users exemplify the growing spirit of real-time overshare, refusing to wait even five seconds before updating their status with the most private, unnecessary, and occasionally disgusting details of the life they're living right now.

Go to the ER! Also, slightly less urgently, it's you're. (via)

If only he had the ability to wait a few minutes before posting online...hmmm. (via)

Just roll with it, Myles...Mylee... whatever. (via)

If you can't get there yourself, go on Facebook and ruin it for everyone else. (via)

She/he commented 30 minutes later, it looks like they're getting light-headed. (via)

Updated 12/9/14:

I hope you took the time to write on her feedback page. (via)

The one night we forgot how to identify basic shapes. (via)

Women's Health India may not be keeping up with the lastest in US celeb gossip.

If you ever post something like this, you deserve 190% of any mockery you get.

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