If there was a Social Media Security administration, this person would not get a card.
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Sometimes "TMI" can stand for "Too Much Immediacy." It's not that we don't want to be informed that a friend is masturbating / on the toilet / performing brain surgery / all of the above. We just worry that by trying to share it with us while in the moment, they're not savoring the moment as much as it can be savored. These Facebook users exemplify the growing spirit of real-time overshare, refusing to wait even five seconds before updating their status with the most private, unnecessary, and occasionally disgusting details of the life they're living right now. 


Flush the tampon, clog the toilet. Don't flush it, clog the puppy. Tough call. (via)

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At least that fat will still want to hang with you in 18 years. (via)

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They're probably more bothered by you photographing your dashboard at 35mph. (via)

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Nintendo makes those codes long so you have 5 seconds to delete it when you accidentally tweet it to everyone. (via)

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I thought it was Uncle Dass' funeral for a second and I was slightly impressed. But this is the uncle Dass not dead. (via)

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Judge not, let ye be afflicted with mid-porno computer problems. (via)

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Proof...That I am a menace to all and need to have my license revoked.
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We can't be there for you 24/7! (Via)

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#Keeper Loves #Oversharer 4Ever. (Via)

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