Proof...That I am a menace to all and need to have my license revoked. (Via)

Sometimes "TMI" can stand for "Too Much Immediacy." It's not that we don't want to be informed that a friend is masturbating / on the toilet / performing brain surgery / all of the above. We just worry that by trying to share it with us while in the moment, they're not savoring the moment as much as it can be savored. These Facebook users exemplify the growing spirit of real-time overshare, refusing to wait even five seconds before updating their status with the most private, unnecessary, and occasionally disgusting details of the life they're living right now. 


We can't be there for you 24/7! (Via)

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#Keeper Loves #Oversharer 4Ever. (Via)

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Too hot to not commit vehicular manslaughter. (Via)

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 Last known photo. (Via)

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Some random dude sold an ugly truck...and we all felt healed. (Via)

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Updated 8/26/14:


That's a famous person. Right there. Being rewarded. For this. 

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Don't talk smack about a friend's ex until the restraining orders are finalized.

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A.) You still have time, get off Facebook. B.) She can see this, you illiterate dummy.

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I hope those five likes were worth it for this gross story full of *POP*!

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