Updated 3/17/14:

We hurt the ones who try to help.


Someone besides the ex. Include the fine print and you won't need follow-ups.


Sometimes, the tale time tells is a real bummer. (via Rachael T.)


Hopefully the one that's "worse" [sic] your tears will make you cry by correcting your typos.


Man. Hate to see how you'd take it if you dropped your laptop.


Wait, are all of you planning to off yourselves tonight? We appreciate you! Chill out!


Updated 2/18/14:

They must have all requested that they be blocked.


Those 4 likes are from people who hate a loud, noisy death.


Cryers gonna cry.


Posting vague, attention-seeking statuses is the epitome of letting life happen, apparently.

Sources: Failbook | Redditor pinkfloyd873 | Unfriendable | Angry Bitches | Unfriendable | Lamebook | Melissa W. | Redditor AcerRubrum | Krista M. | Belle L. | Rachael W. | Keri