No idea what they're fighting over and hope to never find out. (Via)

The dance is called "Flight Of The Attention-Starved Vaguebooker." (Via)

But her broken heart is at least 14 or 15. (Via)

Quit making DRAFA. (Via)

Updated 4/6/14:

Poor thing. Why can't the wealthy ever catch a break! (via)

The suicide rate among dumb Gods has been skyrocketing. (Via)


And if you visit my Tumblr you can find out how to make amends. (Via)


Fine. I'll say it. Your statuses are way too vague. (Via)


Sometimes a whiny rant is also a cry for help.


How can I get on that list?

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