And if you visit my Tumblr you can find out how to make amends. (Via)


Fine. I'll say it. Your statuses are way too vague. (Via)


Sometimes a whiny rant is also a cry for help.


How can I get on that list?


Updated 3/17/14:

We hurt the ones who try to help.


Someone besides the ex. Include the fine print and you won't need follow-ups.


Sometimes, the tale time tells is a real bummer. (via Rachael T.)


Hopefully the one that's "worse" [sic] your tears will make you cry by correcting your typos.


Man. Hate to see how you'd take it if you dropped your laptop.


Wait, are all of you planning to off yourselves tonight? We appreciate you! Chill out!

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