You can cram a lifetime into a single month. And a lifetime of self-pity into a single status update.
There are sadness-concealing face creams you can use if you get sick of putting on smiles.
Your plan has backfired. What's wrong?
Or worse, did you post something self-involved and stupid where you can be publicly mocked?
The saddest part is he sounds like 90% of adults on Facebook.
Is "swag" a term for the letter O now? Because that's what you're missing.
And being a whiny loser is the highlight of mine, so lay off!
I wasnt going to say anything, but I'm gonna say a lot. Not like a dumb 16-year-old.
We feel like committing sadness after reading this post.
But most importantly, learn grammar before you die.