Those are tears of joy...over how much attention I'm getting right now. (via)

We know it shouldn't be a shock that there are drama queens on Facebook, but these infuriating users are are becoming a scourge, making the world's most self-absorbed medium even less tolerable with every intentionally cryptic, overwrought status update. Everyone has at least ten friends like this who constantly court concern with updates about how "you" broke my heart and now "life just isn't worth living," and they know they can get a dozen comments from their gullible, similarly theatrical friends by typing nothing more than a simple "Ugh!" The crybabies included here are just a small sampling of a growing Facebook population that must be stopped! (Sorry if we got a little over-dramatic at the end there.)


Sounds excessive, but the only way to raise awareness is through firing squads. (Via)

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If you want to start trouble but are in hurry, just call people who lost their baby whiners. (Via)

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Some people can't get the hint when their friends don't want to see them in a wet t-shirt. (Via)

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Look, family court is crowded. Might as well sort it all out in a comments thread. (Via)

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YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN!!! (Via)

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They don't even have to make sense to piss each other off. That's closeness.(Via)



You would make your aunts very proud. Also, do snakes make drama? (Via)

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Hard to keep track. (Via)

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Who would do such a thing? (Via)

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