They don't even have to make sense to piss each other off. That's closeness. (Via)

We know it shouldn't be a shock that there are drama queens on Facebook, but these infuriating users are are becoming a scourge, making the world's most self-absorbed medium even less tolerable with every intentionally cryptic, overwrought status update. Everyone has at least ten friends like this who constantly court concern with updates about how "you" broke my heart and now "life just isn't worth living," and they know they can get a dozen comments from their gullible, similarly theatrical friends by typing nothing more than a simple "Ugh!" The crybabies included here are just a small sampling of a growing Facebook population that must be stopped! (Sorry if we got a little over-dramatic at the end there.)

You would make your aunts very proud. Also, do snakes make drama? (Via)


Hard to keep track. (Via)


Who would do such a thing? (Via)


The usual? How often do you do battle with the world (and lose)? (Via)


His next vague complaint is going to be about people who demand elaboration. (Via)


Updated 6/22/14:

Your emoticon looks like it still has a few more tears left.(Via)

Seagulls hate being brought into vague attention-getting statuses. (Via)

You two can work through this. Let us watch. (Via)

Nana hijacks another attempted vaguebooking. (Via)

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