Well, if you weren't already feeling miserable from the nipple chafing, the ever-present threat of dehydration, and the fact that one of your iPod earbuds keeps slipping out for no reason whatsoever, this might be enough to make you say "screw it" and jog to the nearest bar instead of the finish line. Apparently The Biggest Loser has turned an entire generation of fat people into very cocky fat people. Let's see if this guy's still bragging when he's looking for his insulin, which we secretly replaced with maple syrup before the race.

Sources: T-Rex Runner