Perfect abs are still the only guaranteed way into heaven.

Yep, just looking for another wild, adventurous couple who are interested, not in having sex with us mind you, but in playing a role that could just as easily be done by the DVR. Oh yeah, and just to be clear, the married couple will be naked—butt naked, you guys—while they have sex, so that had better be okay. Of course, we’re dying to know what else is on this couple’s lovemaking bucket list. Having sex in front of someone impersonating the ghost of Oral Roberts? Making socially sanctioned love while someone pretends to be the ShamWow guy? Doing it in front of a Ron Popeil doppelganger? Actually, that last one is pretty twisted.

Sources: Gawker